'Allo 'Allo!: Series 2

René is having a difficult war. He is not frightened by the Gestapo; he is not frightened by the Germans; he is not even frightened by the French Resistance. But his wife Edith scares the living daylights out of him! And now that he has been shot dead and is posing as his own twin brother, it appears he may have to woo her all over again and even remarry her in order to gain back his café, which he left to her in his will. But he has also promised to marry Yvette and Maria, his two sexy waitresses. Throw in three garlic sausages, one of which contains "The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies," one of which contains a forgery and the third of which is an actual sausage, and you have a very difficult war indeed!

Includes the episodes: Six Big Boobies; The Wooing of the Widow Artois; The Policeman Cometh; Swiftly and with Style; The Duel; Herr Flick's Revenge

Meet René, the most wanted man in Occupied France: Women want his body. The Resistance wants his brain. And the Nazis want his sausage!

In a small café in occupied France the harassed proprietor, René, is fighting his own war. With the German Army in residence at the bar, René is risking his neck to aid the Resistance by hiding two British airmen and a radio transmitter upstairs. As if this wasn't enough, René has also got involved in hiding a priceless painting in a garlic sausage, which even now is being sniffed out by the Gestapo. But René's real problem is his wife, Edith, and what she will do to him when she finds out about the affairs he is having with two sexy waitresses!

Six Big Boobies - Herr Flick now has not only The Fallen Madonna, but two forged copies as well. René thinks that things around the café are returning to what passes for normal when the escaping British airmen turn up again, this time disguised as nuns.

The Wooing of Widow Artois - Bad news for Flick. Hitler wants his painting. Flick decides to conceal the real painting inside a sausage in Rene’s café and send Der Fuhrer one of the forgeries. The airmen now conceal themselves in a cow costume to try to escape.

The Policeman Cometh - British Intelligence send in Officer Crabtree disguised as a French Policeman to help the airmen. He parachutes into the top of a tree just as the duo, still disguised as a cow, are attempting to escape.

Swiftly and with Style - René and the Captain take Gruber’s armored car in an attempt to blow up the train containing the sausage with the forged painting on its way to Hitler. Meanwhile, Edith is courted by Mssr. Alphonse, but she decides to marry René instead.

The Duel - Mssr. Alphonse is mortally insulted that Edith would chose René over him and challenges Rene to a duel with pistols. The Colonel helps René in his predicament by ordering troop maneuvers at the site of the duel.

Herr Flick’s Revenge - The Colonel and Captain are imprisoned by Herr Flick who wants to learn the whereabouts of the real painting. René and company sew together a balloon from knickers they have been stealing all around Nouvion, that balloon to take the British airmen away.

René Artois	---	Gorden Kaye
Edith Artois	---	Carmen Silvera
Yvette Carte-Blanche	---	Vicki Michelle
Mimi Labonq	---	Sue Hodge
Madame Fanny La Fan (Edith's mother)	---	Rose Hill
Michelle (of the Resistance) Dubois	---	Kirsten Cooke
Monsieur Roger Leclerc	---	Derek Royle
Colonel von Strohm	---	Richard Marner
Lieutenant Hubert Grüber	---	Guy Siner
General Erich von Klinkerhoffen	---	Hilary Minster
Private Helga Geerhart	---	Kim Hartman
Herr Otto Flick	---	Richard Gibson
Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen	---	John Louis Mansi
Monsieur Alphonse	---	Kenneth Connor
RAF Flight Lt Fairfax	---	John D Collins
RAF Flight Lt Carstairs	---	Nicholas Frankau
Officer Crabtree	---	Arthur Bostrom
Captain Alberto Bertorelli	---	Gavin Richards
Louise	---	Carole Ashby

Produced and Directed by David Croft
Written by Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft, Paul Adam, John Chapman, Ian Davidson, Ronald Wolfe, Ronald Chesney

Officer Crabtree's spectacularly bad French was inspired by former British Prime Minister Edward Heath, who was never mistaken as a native speaker of the language