Starring: Wendy Richard , John Inman , Mollie Sugden
Directed by: Bob Spiers , Martin Shardlow
Produced by: David Croft
Written by: David Croft , Jeremy Lloyd
Attention shoppers! Your favorite dysfunctional sales staff is back with more mischief, more hilarity and more hair colors! Includes 35 classic episodes and bonus material.
Item Number: 11333
Series 6
By Appointment - The staff prepare for a visit by the Queen. The visit is abruptly ended when Mrs. Slocombe accidentally pushes a flower pot out the window, nearly hitting the Royal Couple.
The Club - Young Mr. Grace invites his workers to form a social club - in a dismal cellar badly in need of decoration. Undeterred, the staff tackle the paint and paper job with vigor.
Do You Take This Man - Mrs. Slocombe has fallen for a bouzouki player in a Greek restaurant. When he returns home to his wife, Mrs. Slocombe stages a wedding for her wealthy uncle so she can get the house promised her if she marries a Greek.
Shedding the Load - Sales figures are down; profits are low. Young Mr. Grace is forced to make some economies. The threat of redundancies is looming. Someone is going to have to go - but who is it to be?
A Bliss Girl - A new display of perfume arrives from Bliss, but there is no Bliss Girl to man the counter. Mrs. Slocombe refuses the position, so Mr. Humphries becomes the Bliss Girl for the day.
Happy Returns - It is Young Mr. Grace's birthday and there is the traditional free lunch for staff in the canteen. Afterwards, the staff plan a much more festive event for the celebration.
Series 7
The Junior - Mr. Goldberg is hired as a junior after having recently run his own small tailoring business. To Captain Peacock's chagrin, the staff learn that Mr. Goldberg had served under the Captain but recalls those army days differently.
Strong Stuff This Insurance - The staff must take physicals to get insurance. Listening through the door of Mr. Grace's office, they hear Mr. Harman describing the state of the furniture, which they misunderstand as being the results of their physicals.
The Apartment - By permission of Mr. Grace, Mrs. Slocombe moves into a display apartment in Grace Brothers, because her new home is occupied by squatters. Due to a transport strike, Mr. Humphries seeks to join her in her new accommodation.
Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person - Mrs. Slocombe temporarily takes the place of Mr. Rumbold, who has taken ill . She eats the cream cakes she finds in his office. But she then gets a call from the hospital warning that the ice cream is what made him ill.
The Hero - Captain Peacock is challenged to a boxing match by a member of another department. He backs out, and Mr. "Hugger" Humphries is "elected" to take his place in a wrestling match. He loses that match, but Mrs. Slocombe enters the ring and defeats the challenger.
Anything You Can Do - The standard of the canteen food of Grace Brothers is rapidly going from bad to worse. After confronting the catering workers with their complaints, the staff are told to get on with the food preparation on their on.
The Agent - Mr. Goldberg runs an agency to get the staff better jobs. After Captain Peacock and Mr. Rumbold become aware of this, Mr. Humphries and Mrs. Slocombe are given raises, and decide to stay with the store.
Series 8
Is It Catching - The staff contract a strange tropical illness, Marine's Disease, from Mr. Humphries. They are quarantined in the basement until the disease is past.
A Personal Problem - Captain Peacock's wife works at Grace Brothers, as Mr. Rumbold's secretary. He is intensely jealous and is absolutely convinced that the two of them are having an affair.
Front Page Story - Mr. Humphries is made editor of the new staff magazine. The 1st Floor staff is not pleased with the stories he writes about them causing friction in the relations between floors.
Sit Out - The staff go on strike after being threatened with a pay cut or being moved to the bargain basement. They stage a protest on the roof which is interrupted by a fire which destroys the basement.
Heir Apparent - Old Mr. Grace becomes convinced that Mr. Humphries is his long-lost son. Mrs. Humphries (also played by Mr. Inman) arrives, and shows that she has never had relations with Mr. Grace.
Closed Circuit - Grace Brothers has decided to enter the video age and display advertisements on closed circuit television throughout the store. Meanwhile, there is a new face in Menswear.
The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe - Mrs. Slocombe has dreams in which she and Mr. Humphries become romantically embroiled. When she attempts to turn fantasy into reality, the situation becomes most difficult to handle.
Series 9
The Sweet Smell of Success - Mrs. Slocombe sells her home-made perfume. After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Peacock finds Captain Peacock without his pants (perfume had spilled on them) and the ill-fated trousers in the hands of Mr. Rumbold's secretary.
Conduct Unbecoming - Mr. Humphries is accused of stealing and his distinguished career could end in disgrace. In a trial, he is found guilty and dismissed, but Mr. Harman finds the missing money in the back of the till from which it was supposedly stolen.
Memories are Made of This - When the handsome golf pro from Sports comes to the floor for a demonstration, he accidentally hits Mrs. Slocombe. She then thinks she's a little girl, wrecking havoc on the store as she cavorts around the department.
Calling All Customers - The staff perform a play on CB radio to advertise Grace Brothers. The play results in the store being swamped by truck drivers who are driven off by Mr. Humphries and Mrs. Slocombe.
Monkey Business - Bad news. Grace Brothers may be bought by the Japanese. The staff take their problems to Number Ten, where they contact President Reagan by the phone. Mrs. Thatcher gets fashion tips from Mr. Humphries.
Lost and Found - Mrs. Slocombe's cat is missing, and in comforting her, Mr. Humphries finds himself entangled more deeply than he would have expected. It appears that he is to be Tiddles' replacement.
Series 10
Goodbye, Mrs. Slocombe - Mrs. Slocombe is forcibly retired from her position. Mr. Humphries and Captain Peacock get her job back, but they are retired in the same manner. They end the show as the cleaner and the lift operator.
Grounds For Divorce - Captain Peacock's marriage appears to be in trouble. The rest of the staff soon discover that Miss Bagnold is his unwanted paramour.
The Hold Up - It is closing time when two ruthless criminals enter the scene. What can be done to save the assets of the store? The staff hatch an incredible plan, and it almost works.
Gambling Fever - The staff like to bet on horse races. After being caught watching the race in Dr. Rumbold's office, Mr. Humphries goes to the sports department and mimes the race to the rest of the staff over the security camera.
The Night Club - The staff film a commercial for a nightclub to the run in the store. The picture is lost when the ad is shown, leaving only the sound, making the nightclub sound like a harem.
Friends and Neighbors - The staff are offered accommodation on the premises to save time and money on traveling. But they soon find that flat-sharing is not altogether a bed of roses.
The Pop Star - Mr. Spooner's vocal talents are discovered during the staff show. He is signed by a record company, and the staff appears on TV performing the song when Mr. Spooner loses his voice.
| Miss Brahms | --- | Wendy Richard |
| Mr. Humphries | --- | John Inman |
| Mrs. Slocombe | --- | Mollie Sugden |
| Mr. Grace | --- | Harold Bennett |
| Mr. Lucas | --- | Trevor Bannister |
| Captain Peacock | --- | Frank Thornton |
| Mr. Harman | --- | Arthur English |
| Mr. Rumbold | --- | Nicholas Smith |
| Young Mr. Grace | --- | (series 1-8)Harold Bennett |
| Mr. Grainger | --- | (series 1-5)Arthur Brough |
| Mr. Tebbs | --- | (series 6)James Hayter |
| Mr. Goldberg | --- | (series 7)Alfie Bass |
| Mr. Mash | --- | (series 1-3)Larry Martyn |
| Mr Spooner | --- | (series 8 onwards)Mike Berry |
| Mr. Grossman | --- | (series 8)Milo Sperber |
| Mr. Klein | --- | (series 8)Benny Lee |
| Old Mr. Grace | --- | (series 8)Kenneth Waller |
| Secretary | --- | (series 1)Stephanie Gathercole |
| Miss Bakewell | --- | (series 4-7)Penny Irving |
| Secretary | --- | (series 8)Debbie Linden |
| Miss Thorpe | --- | (series 3)Moira Foot |
| Nurse | --- | (series 6-8)Vivienne Johnson |
| Miss Belfridge | --- | (series 9 onwards)Candy Davis |
| Mrs. Peacock | --- | (occasional)Diane Lambert |
Produced by David Croft
Written by David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd
Directed by Ray Butt, Bob Spiers