Starring: Mark Gatiss , Steve Peberton
Directed by: Steve Bendelack
Produced by: Jemma Rogers , Sarah Smith
Written by: Jeremy Dyson , Mark Gatiss
Hailed as the wickedly comic offspring of Monty Python and Twin Peaks, this addictive British series ignores the boundaries of good taste. Features every hilarious episode from Series 1-3 plus a classic Christmas special.
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Commentary by the Cast
Character Biographies
Deleted Scenes & Out-Takes
Behind the Scenes Documentary: Series 2
Series 2 Scrap Book
Royston Vasey Tunes
Documentary: Tales
From Behind the Crypt
Interview with composer Joby Tolbot
Jackonary: The Curse
of Karrit Poor
The League in Conversation with Paul Jackson – Full Version
SFX Shots
Interview with Costume Designer – Yves Barre
Dean’s Magic Tech-In
Photo Galleries
Isolated Music Cues
New Video Diaries
Making of Series 3
Special Stuff
Hailed as
the wickedly comic offspring of
Monty Python and Twin Peaks,
this addictive British series ignores
the boundaries of good taste ... just
for laughs. Part sketch comedy, part
bizarre soap opera, the show's dozen
major characters - all played by the
three performers who co-wrote the
show - include a distressingly pig-nosed
shop owner and a very pre-op transsexual. Features every episode
from Series 1-3 plus a classic Christmas special.
Series 1
Outsiders are not welcome in Royston Vasey, a strange, remote village where the locals are either sadists or unnaturally obsessed with sex, or both. Plans for a new road meet with fierce resistance, especially from the owners of the local shop, a murderous couple who have unusually weird methods of disposing of the opposition.
Series 2
The residents of Royston Vasey are still going about their bizarre business are the established residents, including the obsessively tidy toad-lovers Harvey and Val, piggish local shop-keepers Edward and Tubbs, sadistic Pauline with her pens, sinister butcher Hilary with his ‘special' packages, unfortunate vet Dr Chinnery, Barbara the transexual taxi driver and ageing rocker Les McQueen. In this series, a new charity shop run by the extremely deaf Vinnie and Reenie has opened up, the Mayor has a town-wide nose-bleeding epidemic on his hands and Royston Vasey is playing host to some seriously odd visitors...
Series 3
Surreal, unique and grotesquely funny, this blackest of character comedies returns in a new format. Each episode concentrates on one or two characters and ends in a cliffhanger, linked to a road accident. Transexual taxi driver Barbara is now pregnant, there's romance in the air for Pauline and Mickey, while joke-shop proprietor Lance King gets a sinister new hand and all the visitors accidentally die at the Windermere guest house. As the nosebleed epidemic in Series 2 killed off a large part of the population of Royston Vasey, the dark princes of comedy have also created some wonderfully bizarre new locals, including the sadistic Dr Carlton.
Series 1
Episode One - Two visitors arrive in Royston Vasey: Benjamin and Martin. While Ben goes off to stay with his Auntie Val and Uncle
Harvey in their house of incomprehensible rules, Martin stumbles across the Local Shop, where proprietors Tubbs
and Edward reveal to him their dislike of strangers. And at the job centre, Pauline the Restart Officer is furious that
one of her attendees has secured a job interview. Ferrying residents around the town is the taxi driver, Babs: in the
process of a sex-change, she keeps us fully up-to-date on her hormonal progress.
Episode Two - Royston Vasey’s new road is under construction: good news for all the town’s inhabitants except Tubbs and Edward:
won’t this bring strangers to the town? Judee is off to Antigua for a luxury holiday; Pauline is holding a workshop in
selling the Big Issue (a newspaper for the homeless), and Ben is trying to use the telephone at the Dentons’.We meet
butcher Hillary Briss, Henry and Ally, the video-viewers and Reverend Bernice, Royston Vasey’s outspoken lady vicar.
Episode Three - Tubbs sees a map and discovers that there is life beyond Royston Vasey. Appalled, Edward resolves to put an end to
this intrusion once and for all. Pauline’s under pressure in the ‘interview techniques workshop’; business colleagues
Mike, Brian and Geoff are in heated discussion; Mr Chinnery encounters a tortoise and a terrible discovery is made
on the road-building site.
Episode Four - The monstrous discovery is causing workers to flee the road-construction site; Mr Chinnery is called in to deal with
the find. Charlie and Stella, long-married, try to rekindle the lost spark of their marriage at the local Italian restaurant.
Legz Akimbo, a theatre-in-education group, pays the school an eye-opening visit, and Ben is babysitting the twins.
Episode Five - Mike’s getting married – on retrospect it may have been a mistake to let Geoff be best man. Les McQueen regales
the band with reminiscences of his rock ’n’ roll days. At the Dentons’ house, a less jovial affair takes place: the funeral
of Uncle Harvey’s beloved toads, Sonny and Cher. And Henry and Ally go to the cinema.
Episode Six - Tubbs and Edward have an unexpected visitor: their son, David. It’s Geoff ’s birthday, but have Mike and Brian forgotten
– and if so, what will be the consequences? Mr Chinnery is on lethal form; Ben’s getting ever-more desperate to leave
his uncle’s house, and it’s the day of Babs’ operation – but she has a shock when she discovers who the surgeon is.
Series 2
Episode One - Royston Vasey at night. A ragged figure escapes from a pen outside the Local Shop. It staggers away at speed. A
collection of horse drawn vehicles thunder across the moors. Papa Lazarou’s Pandemonium Carnival is coming to
town.
Papa Lazarou sends his dwarves into the Local Shop to put up a poster.Tubbs takes them for children but Edward
thinks they are monsters. He sweeps them from the shop with a broom.
In the Charity Shop Al is trying to buy a cassette while Vinnie and Reenie try to sell him everything else. At the
Denton’s Val is pining for Ben, while Harvey is pining for a self-lowering lavatory seat.
Back at the Carnival the Dwarves are propositioned by Barbara who asks if she can join them as a bearded lady, or
man...or something in between. At Oriel House Pauline is back in the Restart Room – as a job seeker – where she
meets her ultimate nightmare – Cathy Carter Smith. "She’s even worse than you Pauline!" says Mickey.
Papa and Mama Lazarou pay a visit to a local housewife, Mary. They sell her some pegs, read her fortune, steal her
taps and take her wedding ring. Meanwhile at Briss’s Butcher’s Shop, a young man Collier tries to persuade Hilary he’s
ready for the special stuff. Hilary begs to differ.
Back at the Denton’s Harvey has taken delivery of a very special toad, while Pauline and Mickey visit Papa Lazarou’s
carnival, which is in full swing – including a very unusual dance act – the Full Monster.
Mr Chinnery treats a bearded dragon with toothache, and manages to simultaneaously electrocute a pond full of
exotic fish, while at the carnival Papa Lazarou displays his phenomenal psychic powers.Outside the circus tent Chloe
and Radclyffe distress the Giant, an embittered Barbara tussles with the Bearded Lady and Mr Chinnery tries to win
a goldfish – with disastrous consequences. Meanwhile in the circus tent audience succumb to a mass nosebleed,
something that frightens even Papa Lazarou, not to mention his already disturbed staff.
Back at the Denton’s Val has made a wish upon a toad which brings the Ragged Figure scraping at their door. Harvey
implores with her not to open it, but Val ignores him.The figure tumbles in – it is a muddied, shivering Benjamin.
On the moors Papa Lazarou’s Pandemonium Carnival clatters away into the distance.
Episode Two - Royston Vasey’s nosebleed epidemic continues. One young visitor to the Ice Cream Van is confused when his cone
arrives dribbled with red sauce even though he didn’t ask for any. But the source of the sauce isn’t sauce – it’s the Ice
Cream Man’s nose.
Royston Vasey receives a visit from the flamboyant Herr Lipp and his students, who are on an exchange visit from
Duisberg. Herr Lipp has an exciting program of events planned for them including walking around Royston Vasey
and...walking around Royston Vasey.
Mr Haig, who is out painting with his mother, finds more than he bargained for when he visits the Local Shop to buy
a can of coke. Sunny and Alvin – proprietors of the Windermere B&B – are closing their guest house for a night while
they hold a very private, private function.
Pauline – horrified to find herself unemployed – is only too pleased to accept the post of Assistant Food Science
Operative – until she finds out that she’s cooking fries at Burger Me.
At the Hospital the nosebleeds keep coming, while senior consultant Dr Fish has trouble giving some bad news to a
patient, particularly when he finds out the patient hasn’t seen Terms of Endearment, or Shadowlands...or Beaches.
Herr Lipp is showing his students the sights of Royston Vasey, chiefly the toilets. Henry and Ally are still having trouble
choosing a video and at the Dentons, Ben has lost his memory, which means Val and Harvey have to go through the
house rules one more time – in glorious song.
Meanwhile, back at the shop, Mr Haig is introduced to David and his hot foul breath while Al’s new girlfriend Trish is
introduced to Pop and his.
Herr Lipp meets Bobbie Smart with whom he is staying for the duration of his visit. He’s very disappointed however,
to find out that Bobbie is short for Roberta, until he meets her teenage son Justin – and falls in love at first sight.
Back at the hospital the nosebleeds seem to be more than just a nosebleed when the wife of the Ice Cream Man is
told that his caused him to pass peacefully away.The agonised rictus on the face of his corpse tells another story...
Episode Three - A glamorous lady is flirting with a muscular bare-chested workman. Only when her daughter protests do we discover
that it is Mrs Ice Cream Van at her husband’s funeral, flirting with a nearby gravedigger.
Les McQueen is once again reminiscing about his rock and roll past. He has a captive audience at his place of work
who always listen attentively, but then he does work at the local lunatic asylum.
Iain is desperate to find a girlfriend, desperate enough to visit Olive at Attachments – Royston Vasey’s only dating
agency. Olive puts him through a rigorous interrogation worthy of the police – which he seems unnervingly used to.
Pauline has an interview with Ross about why she lost her job at Burger Me. And she is in danger of having her
benefits cut off. Ross can help out – if Pauline begs. She loses her temper and takes him hostage – with a pen.
Tubbs and Edward are having their annual stocktake. There’s twelvety of everything. They both decide that it’s time
for David to marry so they can pass the shop on to him.Tubbs wonders how they will find a no-tail – that is a bride.
Edward produces a mantrap and confesses that he has a way with women.
Mr Chinnery has an accident with a flatulent Bison Frissee, while back at the St Mary’s, local celebrity Mike King has
asked Les if he’d like to guest present his hospital radio show. Pop, meanwhile is showing one of his ‘generous’
properties to a pair of prospective tenants, who are going to sign the lease whether they want to or not.
Hilary Briss has arranged to meet Maurice at a local lavatory who arrives in a state of consternation because he
doesn’t need to go. Hilary passes on details of that night’s convening of the ‘special’ customers.
Pauline has taken Ross hostage in order to get her demands fulfilled – she wants her old job back as well as a box of
pens with her name written on the side.
Les is mid-broadcast and in heaven. He’s treating the patients of St Mary’s to a Creme Brulee special but fails to notice
many of his mentally disturbed charges have found their freedom. Some of them look very dangerous.
Charlie and Stella are doing a spot of babysitting although the baby behaves far better than either of them. Back at
the hospital a card game is in progress down in the morgue , but Doc – one of the players seems to be having a little
trouble with the rules.
Hilary Briss’s soiree is in full swing – until Maurice arrives with his wife in tow, to the horror of the assembled ‘special
customers’. Pop’s new tenants console themselves that their new home at least has a lovely view.When they open
the curtains, the escaped loonies are there staring in.
Episode Four - Hilary Briss takes Maurice for a late night walk through the woods. Maurice is terrified to find out they’re on their way
to collect a ‘special’ delivery. Hilary hurries him along; the Red Cross are coming to town because of the nosebleeds
and he doesn’t want to be caught in flagrante.
Mike, Brian and Geoff are going to an important plastics conference in Barbara’a Taxi. But Geoff ’s less than sympathetic
attitude to the state of Barbara’s gender gets them dumped by the roadside in the middle of nowhere.
Henry and Ally debate who would win out of Species and Predator on their way to the video shop. Meanwhile in
the charity shop Reenie and Vinnie debate the necessity of special marks on teddies.
Larry Vaughn – the foul-mouthed Maayor of Royston Vasey – can’t help but turn the air blue during a live Look North
interview despite his attempts to restrain himself. Judee pays a visit to Iris, who is busy doing some very noisy DIY.
"Ron was just filling a crack in the bedroom’" she explains.They chat about Iris’ children – Judee wanders if Ricky’s out
on parole yet and how 13 year old Leslie’s escort business is going.
A Red Cross Paramedic makes the mistake of asking for petrol in the Local Shop.Tubbs is happy to oblige him from
her own private pump. Herr Lipp has organised a football match – he knows which side he’s on.And we meet Pamela
Doove – an extraordinary young actress.
It’s nude day at the Dentons and Ben is expected to join in. Geoff, Mike and Brian are lost in the woods. Geoff is confident
he can find the way out, after all he was in the TAs – but somehow they all end up nearly drowned in the river.
Iris cheerfully reminds Judee about her daughter’s eating disorder and the plastic bags of sick they found above the
ceiling tiles. Tubbs and Edward have ‘borrowed’ the Paramedic’s car to try and find a bride for David. At least the
Paramedic will know where they’ve gone.They’ve tied him to the bumper.
Pop’s new tenants are trying to make the best of their horrible house. They are not encouraged by an unexpected
late night visit from their landlord. Pop brings gifts for them and informs them of a rent rise.
Back in the woods Brian has hurt his leg quite badly. Mike has gone off in search of help and Geoff offers the invalid
some berries and leaves to eat, then produces a bar of chocolate for himself.They are disturbed by a noise and Geoff
defends them aggressively against an their ‘attacker’. It is Mike.They seem to have killed him.
Pop settles down in his secret shed to enjoy a pot noodle and some CCTV. His attention is caught first by an old lady
on the toilet, then by something even better – his new tenants in bed. Back at the shop Edward tests Tubbs on the
Highway Code then tells her to make some petrol.
Episode Five -Pauline leaves her hostage with Mickey while she goes in search of food. She is shocked to discover that Royston
Vasey has been sealed off by the Red Cross.
In the woods Geoff and Mike try to come to terms with Mike’s murder. Geoff has contrived a brilliant explanation –
they’ll bury him and say that wolves did it.
Les discovers his worst fear has been realised – Creme Brulee have reunited without him.Tubbs and Edward have
braved the local supermarket in search of David’s bride without much success.
Maurice arrives at Hilary’s shop in a panic – he’s worrying that the health inspections. Hilary is unconcerned – he’s
made sure his counter’s clean – until Sam enters with a sandwich from the Nibble Box containing Hilary’s ‘special
stuff ’
At the Supermarket Chris Frost is lecturing trainee Store detectives about the dangers of prams and wheelchairs.
Meanwhile Pauline has returned to Oriel house only to find that Mickey has failed in his duty. Ross has escaped. Just
as she bites into her Nibble Box sandwich the police come to take her away.
Les is at the Creme Brulee reunion to speak to singer Tony Cluedo – who just about remembers him. Les asks him
if he could invest his redundancy money in the band.The he pleads.The he begs.Tony agrees.
Herr Lipp discusses plans for that evening’s leaving party with Justin, while back at the woods Geoff and Brian are
horrified to discover Mike is still alive – after they’ve buried him.
Ben has been imprisoned in the Denton’s bedroom. Searching for a way out he discovers a secret drawer. In it he
discovers plans for his extended incarceration – and a pornographic toad magazine
Tubbs and Edward have finally found a no-tail and Geoff, Mike and Brian finally find their way to the conference, but
Les McQueen cannot find Creme Brulee.They seem to have disappeared with his redundancy money.
Herr Lipp tries to seduce Justin but is interrupted by the unexpected appearance of his wife Lotte. Back at the shop
Tubbs and Edward open the car boot to look at their no-tail. It is Barbara.
Maurice confesses to Sam and Hilary that his wife Eunice has been cutting the special stuff with her own paste and
feeding it to the town. Hilary is enraged. Sam and Maurice’s noses begin to bleed.
Episode Six - The citizens of Royston Vasey are restless – fearful of what has happened to their town. Mayor Vaughn’s assistant has
an idea of how to pacify them – a visit from a touring theatre company – Legz Akimbo.
Mr Chinnery helps little John release his kestrel into the wild and straight into a live electricity pylon. Judee pays Iris
a visit at the supermarket and confronts her about the empty drinks cabinet. Meanwhile Hilary explains to Mrs Briss
that he’s going to have to leave, as he prepares his disguise.
Val and Harvey are unnerved – first because Ben has disappeared and then because someone has left a trail of mess
that runs into the amphibarium. Once there they are trapped by Ben who threatens to liquidise prize toad Lady. He
is interrupted by Chloe and Radclyffe who threaten him with a blunderbuss.
Vinnie and Reenie are closing the Charity Shop because of the looters.They have numerous problems with the book,
because of that Merril who does Thursdays. Eunice is led away handcuffed and police officers arrest Maurice and Sam
who are busy stuffing suspicious white parcels into an aga. Police force their way into Hilary’s but he has already gone.
All that remains is a shape beneath the covers of his marital bed.They discover the terrible truth. Mrs Briss is a cow.
At the Local shop David’s wedding ceremony has begun. Tubbs has put on a lovely spread. At the sportshall cum
emergency shelter Legz Akimbo have taken the stage to present their powerful piece about homelessness – No
Home 4 Johnny. Back at the Dentons Chloe and Radclyffe order Ben to leave.Val and Harvey are relieved – only to
have their own progeny turn on them.The twins liquidise Lady then lock their parents in the toad tank.
Charlie and Stella settle down for a game of Trivial Pursuit with Tony their future son-in-law. But they don’t get very
far before a terrible argument begins – about whether it’s cheese or pie. Mrs Smart bids goodbye to Herr Lipp and
then Herr Lipp bids goodbye to Justin – who seems to have been planted in the flowerbed. Elsewhere Judee finally
pushes Iris too far who .retaliates with some devastating home truths of her own.
Legz Akimbo perform ‘No home for Johnny’ to the audience’s dismay. Mayor Vaughn sacks his assistant. The play
however is interrupted by the arrival of an angry mob who corner the Mayor demanding answers as to what has
happened to the town. He attempts to pacify them but is killed by the worse nosebleed we have seen yet.
The wedding is over at the Local Shop but the celebrations are disturbed by a torch bearing mob who have been
led there by a vengeful Ben.Tubbs is confused – the sale doesn’t start until Wednesday. Despite Barbara’s efforts to
pacify them, the mob set fire to the shop.Tubbs and Edward – realising they’re trapped – dance amongst the flames.
Somewhere far, far away on a distant beach a disguised Hilary serves his ‘special’ burgers to a new clientele. He smiles
naughtily to himself.
Series 3
The Lesbian and The Monkey - The series opens with a classic horror resurrection – out of the ashes of the Local Shop, two clawlike hands emerge,
one of them clutching a snow-scene souvenir. It’s Tubs and Edward, who have somehow survived the conflagration.
But with their home gone, there’s nothing for them here now and they set off for London, guided by a very odd map.
In HM Clitclink prison, Pauline is top dog, and renting out dildoes in return for pens. Granted an early release, she is
staying with gormless, incontinent Mickey, while spying on him for her arch-enemy, Ross! Then, at a gender-bender
party thrown by Barbara (the transvestite cab driver, now heavily pregnant with monster David’s baby), Pauline and
Mickey discover true love.
Meanwhile, dying pensioner Peter insists that his next of kin rehearse his funeral in excruciating detail, and the
mysterious Dr Carlton holds a private party for some of his sickest patients.
Pauline visits Ross at home to tell him that their deal is off. Of course, she will have to go back to prison, but she will
not betray her love – in fact, she has sex with Ross to try to stop him investigating Mickey. Ross gives her the file, then
picks up the phone. He is going to tell Mickey what they have just done – unless Pauline can get there first. As she
flies through the streets, she is blinded by a red plastic bag, and a van is speeding towards her on a collision course...
The One-Armed Man Is King - Joke-shop proprietor Lance King bribes hospital disc jokey Mike King to arrange an under-the-counter arm transplant
for him.The result isn’t quite what he expected; his new limb is female and seems to have a mind of its own. Lance
wonders who the original owner was, but all Mike knows is that it came from the hospital incinerator.
Barbara is in hospital too for her scan and passes mortician Owen Fallowfield, lecturing his students on the fine art
of modern-day embalming. Meanwhile, Meanwhile, Glen and Big Barry are trying to get on with their job, but are
hampered by breathtaking incompetence and the constant need for food, until the terrifying Lisgoe gives them a
lesson in debt collection and turns the soft-hearted Barry into a brute.
The Lady - Arm leads Lance to new gravestone, inscribed to Sister Bernadette McCluskey. That night, Lance has a
nightmare featuring the Lady-Arm and a plan of good works. Drastic action is needed – but the Lady-Arm is strong
and attempts to cut it off are met with resistance. In the struggle the banister gives way, Lance falls, but the Lady-Arm
is still gripping the door jamb.
Later, Mike King offers to drive Lance home from hospital. But before he can get into the car, Lance’s armless shoulder
begins to twitch. He is dragged powerfully to the road where Pauline stands, her face covered by the red plastic bag
with a white van hurtling towards her. Lance knocks Pauline out of the way, and is hit by the van and fatally injured.
Meanwhile, the van has careered out of control and crashed into a brick wall. The van belongs to Legz Akimbo...
Turn Again Geoff - When psychotic salesman Geoff is fired from his job, he leaves behind his life in plastic-injection mouldings for the
heady world of the London stand-up comedy scene, where he hopes his long-cherished dream to be Royston Vasey’s
leading entertainer will finally come true. His agent Don shows him round the Salmon on Knowledge, a grotty fringe
theatre pub, where the Legz Akimbo team are rehearsing their latest production: a sensitive look at the disabled.
At Camden Market, Fag-Hag Tish is talking to Phil and not listening to a word he says or understanding his problems.
Phil takes the opportunity to make a swift exit. Meanwhile, Geoff ’s debut performance is going very badly.
The next day, broke and desperate for work, Geoff is delivering a brand new car to his agent Don’s wife. He pulls up
outside his hotel, and bumps into Mike. It’s obvious to Mike that Geoff is very successful and he leaves saying it was
ridiculous of him to think that Geoff would accept his old job back at double the salary. Later that night Geoff learns
that the car contained a bomb and he is the prime suspect.
Don is nowhere to be found, and Geoff needs to disappear too.The Legz Akimbo van is parked outside the Salmon
on Knowledge, and Geoff creeps in and drives off. As he approaches Royston Vasey, he is phoning Mike to ask if he
can have his job back when he sees something ahead of him, beeps his horn, turns the wheel sharply and crashes into
a wall...
The Medusa Touch - At the Windermere bed and breakfast guest house, Sunny is dressed in basque and stockings, entertaining a special
party of guests – the Sex-Plorers. As their leader, Daddy, is demonstrating the dubious delights of auto-erotic
asphyxiation and the Medusa, a sex aid extraordinaire,Alvin Steele nips out to the garden centre, where he arranges
an illicit evening of Water Colour Challenge and Rummikub with the light of his life, dreary Judith.
Meanwhile,Terry and Anne try to their hand at door to door conversion and competitive parents Nancy and Noel
are determined that their daughter, Casey will win the Miss Elegance Pageant at the local leisure centre.They like the
selection of judges, but fear another competitor, Natalie Burke and her mother.
Alvin arrives back at the b&b to silence. Something has gone horribly wrong with the Medusa and everyone is dead.
He phones Judith and invites her over for a candlelit supper, and sets about cleaning up the guest house. But hiding a
lot of bodies isn’t easy, and they tumble out from behind various nooks and crannies. Fortunately, Judith is tougher
than she looks. She suggests they bury the corpses in the garden. They are driving away when celebrity designer
Laurence Llewellyn Bowen arrives to do a garden makeover. He is just wondering why it has already been dug, when
he is hit by the Legz Akimbo van, crashing through the wall.
Beauty and the Beast - Inside the Greedy Slits amusement arcade, Charlie and Stella Hull are having another one of their rows. Stella makes
it clear that she is still seeing Tony.
Judee Levinson has given up her lady-of-leisure lifestyle to run a beauty salon, Spit & Polish. It’s a great success, mainly
thanks to Charlie’s unexpected skill as a masseur. Charlie discovers he can get huge tips if he gives clients a little extra,
but insists that they wear masks.When Tony comes in for a massage, Charlie refuses at first, then discovers that Tony
has hidden assets. He suggests a threesome to Stella.
Meanwhile, Professor Breastpinch is on the High Street conducting a survey with little success, and Neds is on a case
with his new customised crime-solving car, Maxie-Power. Inside a warehouse, Mandy and Repton are loading boxes
of cigarettes into skips. An attempt at a citizen’s arrest backfires, leaving Neds and his friend Tris tied up while a fire
takes hold.
Tony thinks Judee is responsible for his wonderful massages and asks her out. Judee would rather go out with Charlie,
whereas Charlie now fancies Tony. Charlie joins them at Luigi’s restaurant, where he declares his love and is violently
rejected. They are interrupted by Judee, closely followed by Stella, who has won at the Greedy Slits and is leaving
Royston Vasey. Charlie leaves Luigi’s, wearing his blonde wig from the massage parlour. As he walks off down the
street he is approached by a stranger who holds out the necklace he has dropped. But as he takes a step forward to
receive it, there is the sound of a horn and a screech of brakes. Charlie lies among the rubble of the wall...
| Various | --- | Mark Gatiss |
| Tubbs Tattsyrup | --- | Steve Pemberton |
| Edward Tattsyrup | --- | Reece Shearsmith |
| Barbara Dixon | --- | Paul Hays-Marshall |
| Dorian | --- | Jeremy Dyson |
| Annie Raines | --- | Frances Cox |
| Chloe Denton | --- | Megan De Wolf |
| Radclyffe Denton | --- | Rosy De Wolf |
Written by Jeremy Dyson, Mark Gatiss, Steve Pemberton, Reece Shearsmith
Produced by Jemma Rodgers, Sarah Smith
Directed by Steve Bendelack
Executive Produced by Jon Plowman
Original Music by Joby Talbot
Cinematography by Rob Kitzmann, Peter Edwards
Film Editing by Adam Windmill, Will Yarrow, Peter Hallworth
Costume Design by Yves Barre, Amanda Hooley, Scott Langridge
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